1. What and who the board is for:
Only Bunnies, former Playboy Club employees, and their relatives are permitted to post messages. Non-Bunny messages will be deleted. For the hard of understanding, this means:

• No Ads. Don't bother typing in your pointless ads trying to sell Viagra / Mobile phones / pheromones / etc. They are ALWAYS deleted, and I moderate everything before it ever appears on the board. You are only wasting your own time and ten seconds of mine. Instead do yourself and the world a favour: go and get yourself a REAL job, and a life while you are out. Your local TrashMart is probably running a two for the price of one deal on second-hand lives.
• Playboy magazine is off-topic. This site and it's message board have nothing to do with Playmates or Playboy magazine. This message board is strictly for former Bunnies and Playboy Club employees only. You may have the hots for Miss May, 1841. Fantastic. But there are thousands of more appropriate sites on the Web to state your devotion.
• This is not a Playmate Recruitment site. This message board is not a forum for finding or becoming Playboy Playmates or models!! See the Frequently Asked Questions page for information about posing for Playboy. This is an unofficial site. Contact Playboy if you are serious about this. I cannot help you, nor can any of the Ex Bunnies.
• This site is not eBay. Nor is this site a forum for buying or selling Playboy memorabilia and Bunny costumes. Contact a Playboy Memorabilia dealer, of which there are many on the Web.
• This is not a general Bunny/Playboy discussion forum for fans. For your information you should be aware of two excellent Yahoo! Groups: The Playboy Bunny Club, which is for Bunny fans, and the Playboy Mailing List, which is a general (but intelligent) collective of Playboy fans. The former group can answer your Bunny costume enquiries and the latter group is a good place to post for information regarding Playboy and Playmates. Bunny fans are warmly invited to sign the Guestbook.
• This is not "Date-A-Bunny". This is not a forum for people (men) to find old flames, even if they were Bunnies. I have allowed these messages in the past, but I will not allow them in the future.

2. A note on your safety:
Please be aware that the responses you type into the form below will be posted onto the message board. If you do not wish to give your full name or your email address then that is entirely acceptable. This website exists to help former Bunnies find their old colleagues and to reminisce about their Playboy Bunny experiences. Your safety is of paramount importance. You can post your full name and e-mail contact address if you feel happy doing so, but please never include any details of your postal address or telephone number. There have been no unhappy incidents concerning unwelcome attention. By protecting yourselves with these precautions you will keep it that way. However if you do want to receive email replies you will need to include a valid email address. You can create an email address by joining free email providers such as Yahoo! Mail and Hotmail.

3. Stating where and when you were a Bunny:
Nearly all of you have the good sense to do this anyway - try to include, in the title or content of your message which Playboy Club(s) you worked in and during which year(s). This helps your old friends to remember you and enables me, the webmaster, to list your message on the correct individual Playboy Club Message page. For example if you worked in the New York and Chicago Playboy Clubs then I know to post your message to both the New York and Chicago pages, thus enabling old friends from both clubs to find your message. Please help me out here, I am not psychic: I do not know which club(s) you worked at nor the period you worked there. It is for your own benefit to help identify yourself for any old friends viewing your message and less work for me to chase you to clarify this.

4. Good communication:
DO NOT POST YOUR MESSAGE IN BLOCK CAPITALS!!! It is bad Netiquette (Network/Web etiquette). Block capitals are difficult to read, especially in long messages. Lowercase sentences with appropriate capitalisation are humanly readable. Write all your online communications as if you were writing a real-world letter. Always try to make what you communicate easy to read visually and your meaning easy to follow. Another pitfall of using block capitals is that THEY GIVE THE IMPRESSION TO THE READER THAT YOU, THE AUTHOR, ARE VERY ANGRY!!! (even when you are not). Just look at the examples in this paragraph. Avoiding block capitals is a good general rule for all Web usage and especially in emails and on message boards. So turn off your CAPS LOCK today!

Only the details you include on the form will be posted to the message board. No other record is kept.

Thank you for your cooperation. If you have any questions about posting to this board or if you experience any difficulties, then please e-mail the webmaster.

I wonder if anyone ever reads these rules? If so, email me to claim your $50 reward with the subject line: "Hey! I read the posting rules and I claim my $50".

And after all that, do you still want to post your own message?